It wasn't me

My non role in the attempt on the life of Donald Trump

The guy who was chiefly responsible for the attempt on Donald Trump’s life last Friday was – it turned out - me. Thousands and thousands of people said so on social media so it had to be true.

It all started on Monday 1^st July, three days before we went to the polls in the UK. On that day the US Supreme Court (or SCOTUS) ruled by 6-3 that former presiden…